have you seen my sex tape
Bunny: HUMAN LOOK I HAVE MADE A FRIEND
i was about to lose my v-card the other night when the guy asked “are you ready” and i answered ”aye aye captain!!!”. needless to say, i’m still a virgin
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
u cant just give me attention then randomly stop wtf
here comes the smolder
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s