(Source: heyoscarwilde)

fugrats:

have you seen my sex tape

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Bunny: HUMAN LOOK I HAVE MADE A FRIEND

(Source: -everdeen)

casscruff:

thessagray:

i was about to lose my v-card the other night when the guy asked “are you ready” and i answered  ”aye aye captain!!!”. needless to say, i’m still a virgin

(Source: sansasturk)

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(Source: kushandwizdom)

That’s where Simi is

That’s where Simi is

deodrant:

u cant just give me attention then randomly stop wtf

corradocoia:

 

And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.

(Source: space-bees)

crazeist:

fetters:

chocolategelato:

Husky and golden retriever mix

this looks like a toasted marshmallow husky and i love it

oh my god toasted marshmallow husky 

crazeist:

fetters:

chocolategelato:

Husky and golden retriever mix

this looks like a toasted marshmallow husky and i love it

oh my god toasted marshmallow husky 

here comes the smolder

(Source: itsaboutbloodytime)

me writing essays

(Source: kushandwizdom)

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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